The 51-year-old explained that he was outside the establishment waiting for his wife, and asked if he could sit with a drunk man to talk and pass the time. The TV and radio DJ – who is best known for presenting the weekday afternoon show on BBC Radio 5 Live since 2016 – took to Twitter and Instagram on Saturday night to share with his over 115,000 followers what happened when he was out with his wife at an undisclosed pub in the Trafford town over the bank holiday weekend. ![]() Nihal Arthanayake has told of an encounter he had with a “racist man” outside a pub in Altrincham over the weekend. Trending Radio presenter Nihal Arthanayake reports encounter with ‘racist man’ outside Altrincham pub Emily Sergeant “I’m no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis.” Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you.” To give you an idea, I’d spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn’t want to stray too far from my master bathroom. It continues: “In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I’d explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition. ![]() I’m over 30 and I’m beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I’ve been on this earth to make me wonder why I’d ever been born.” Flickr Then came the initial “run” which opened the proverbial flood gates. “It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely.
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